Sir Casey Expounds

One day when the Kitty Club Med left the Cat Colony Zone, walking single file, I followed them, hiding behind trees, under bushes, scurrying to catch up. I squeezed under the link fence, waiting till they crossed the street and walked up the sidewalk. Still single file, and obviously the Leader, the Black & White with the distinctive Penguin Pattern Colors, from the white around his mouth, continuing down to his underbelly, with white toes, marched forward, not looking to his left or right.

Like their outdoor escapades, always together, sharing the same space, with distance to separate egos - except for BFF Jakita and Calico Gen - I (Casey) had not made it to Momma's bed yet (Andy top left, Beau, bottom right).
See BFF Jakita and Calico Gen – I (Casey) had not made it to Momma’s bed yet (Andy top left, Beau, bottom right).

Next in line was the Calico Kitty, so delightful with a tail ringed in hues from ginger, to black to white with the tip a dark charcoal. No wonder she was such a Diva.  Following Calico Kitty (her brothers ran surveillance, protecting her at all costs), was the biggest and the blackest of the Black and Whites.  It almost seemed like his dark green eyes blended into his fur so you could not tell where his eyes ended and the fur began.  Every once in a while  he would stare behind like he sensed, even if he did not see me as I crept surreptitiously behind, using tree trunks and bushes, as camouflage.

When I saw the three cats turn into a gate of a little brick house with a detached garage that had seen better days, I hid under the umbrella mulberry bush, where the long flowing branches covered in green leaves, protected me from all prying eyes.  Like who is kidding who? The three of them paraded over to the tree, looked under, the biggest Black & White (aka Beau Cat) gave a low snarl, like this is private property, get off. Then, tails in air,  they turned in tandem to go find their favourite perches till Momma bid them to come inside.

Here I am, no scars, clean eyes, my fur no longer patchy. I am a fine looking fellow.
Here I am, no scars, clean eyes, my fur no longer patchy. I am a fine-looking fellow.

From my vantage point, I could see all.  It was like ShangriLa to me.  There were huge flower beds, with bushes and flowers to hide under. The front yard had been ripped out and a rainbow of flowers had been planted, with stepping-stones so you could sit and help Momma weed.  The huge granite stone porch at the front of the house was made for a kitty to lie down and soak up the sun. What was the most amazing thing for a kitty to understand was this huge flower bed surrounded in different stones from colored pebbles to river rocks to pink and red crushed brick which surrounded squares of shiny white dolomite on which tiny crystals were flung at random – you needed sun glasses to look at it.

Dad's last piece of Art for the minimalist naturalist - pebbles, red crushed brick, river rock and white dolomite that was sprinkled with glittering penny size crystal quartz. Maybe, designed by Momma, but hard labor, Daddy .
Dad’s last piece of Art for the minimalist naturalist –  designed by Momma,  but  the hard labor, all Daddy.

Now I came from a Cat Colony (but my Baby Daddy didn’t, my Baby Mama told me) and I met up with lots of rocks and stones but not micro managed to perfection. Surely it must have been arranged by the Garden Angels my Baby Mama had told us about the night we were all trembling, as the big thunderstorm broke limbs from the trees and the lighting temporarily blinded us.  Living in a place like this would be Paradise! Whoa! No wonder those three Hoity Cats had Cat-a-Tude.

To the side of the house was the actual entrance. The three cats walked up the steps of the porch and found their designated perches by the law of who’s on first.  I noticed the penguin Black & White, always the leader, jumped up on the bench to the left of the door.  Calico Kitty jumped up on the bench, a foot or so down from the Penguin.  The second Black & White Cat, sat to the right of the door anticipating how the door opened, realizing, like how they walked home, they would file in the house because there are rules, and he is The Muscle where Penguin is the Brainiac, and Calico Kitty is the Diva. They all sat with their white-tipped toes folded neatly under them as they surveyed their kingdom.  Still, there was plenty of room for me on that porch – just give me some time and scheming.

Then the door opened, I saw their Momma and I knew, without a doubt I would do everything possible to make this my forever home.  She patted and stroked each kitty, the Penguin she called Andy Cat, the Calico, Diva Gen and the Muscle, Beau Cathuh, what ever she called me, trust me, I’d come running. She had an ongoing conversation, letting them know how happy she was to see them, how delighted she was that they all came back in one piece. They ignored her chatter, in their quest to get inside out of the heat and humidity. No one told them and they probably did not realize cats originated on hot deserts so can tolerate heat but apparently not these ‘hot-house-cats’. Fine, I thought, I will just lay here under the mulberry bush and sleep till the sun goes down and their nocturnal nature drives them back outside to explore the world after dark.

I (Casey) finally make it to Momma's bed. Calico Gen is ignoring me. Jakita, lays between us, protecting me from Gen's huff. Wide eyed stuffed monkey, Ruby did not seem to be bothered by my presence.
I (Casey – bottom right) finally make it  to Momma’s bed. Calico Gen is ignoring me. Jakita is running interference.

And it happened, like clockwork. The outside light came on, the door opened and out came Andy Cat,  Diva Gen, then Beau Cat who will, I know, tell their own stories.

In the meantime, I am going back to the Cat Colony to find Seven.  Wait till he hears how the other half live!

 

 

Momma Is Back

And so the story goes, Momma and Wonder Boy went off to a wedding (picture below provides proof or is it all just a hoax) in the land of milk and honey, where the freedom bell rings. The bride was so beautiful, so gracious and now by marriage, so Canadian that she is going to be watching hockey every Saturday night. Well, let’s not get carried away, we don’t watch hockey and we are Canadian, but don’t tell…it’s another secret.   Not enough can be said about the groom, an Officer and a Gentleman,  because he is handsome, smart and beloved by Momma and Wonder Boy.

The Proof Picture: When the call went out, this is what Canadians at a Wedding look like. Actually it is what the Symons and Powell Family look like, at a wedding.The lovely bride stands in front of the handsome JAG groom. Wonder Boy, resplendent in his Tux, is in the middle, back row while Momma, in her Wedding dress, as she calls it, stands in 1st row, 2nd from right between her brother and her sister, Mother of the groom.
The Proof Picture.

A big ‘Shout Out’ to Super Boy who did a most marvelous job of entertaining, feeding, and nurturing myself, the Protector of All, whether it is warranted or not, as well as the Kitty Club Med. The Superior    Bad Boy Andy Cat, got in a huff when Momma and Wonder Boy did not return in 24 hours. Diva Calico Gen Cat confiscated Momma’s bed, licking her creamy paws, waiting, because what else does a cat do, and Camouflage Charlie, who ensconced her self in the basement, eyes on the food dishes, dodging  and weaving when a shadow moved until hunger forced her up stairs. However, let’s not forget our Clem-Call-of-the Wild Cat who recognized it was a foreign Two Footed running the Pet Sanctuary.

What does that mean?  Well, this Super Boy had to be tthoroughly vetted before Clem-Call-of-the Wild Cat pledged allegiance . After all, when Momma went to the Convention, Clem came in for a quick bite and, what do you know, somehow got locked inside when Super Boy went to bed.

Check it out! Check it out! On my favorite arm, Check! On my favorite knitted afghan, Check! In the sun porch, Check. Back to wall, eyes to front, Check, Check! So bring it on!
Clem’s Check Out Time.

This was a situation.  Colony Cats were depending on Clem,while he was trapped in paradise, (roof over his head, food, water for his belly, and his choice of a soft bed to sleep on). Meanwhile his Colony Family waited in fear, for his safe return.  The solution was to hurdle himself at the bedroom door till Super Boy woke up and opened the front door so Clem could make his great escape in to the dark and dreary night, back to his responsibilities to keep the wild cats and Forest Freaks at bay, bring food for the Baby Mama’s, and stand on guard for thee and thee and thee.  This Super Boy needed some training on the ‘Let the Cat In and Let the Cat Out’ Routine. The Colony’s very existence depended upon it.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, Momma's sister, Itty Bitty had a Royal Prince and called him Super Boy. Many years later he found his Super Girl pictured here with Jakita (who looks like she did not get enough sleep the night before or maybe she wants a silly hat to wear, too). Meanwhile Andy, the Brainiac has found a comfortable perch on Super Boy's leg and he is there for the duration. About all the tired eyes, well, it was a Christmas morning!!!!!!!!!!!
Super Boy, his Super Girl pictured here with Jakita and Andy, the Brainiac.

Other than those learning curves, Super Boy was, well, Super.  He snuggled with me, put up with the kitties and all those food dishes, numerous times a day.  Makes my head spin because it is my job to eat leftovers. He took me on long walks, winding our way, through parks and sidewalks, me on the leash, him on his bike.

Know what?  Don’t tell Momma, she’d never understand, but I kind of miss Super Boy. I will keep you posted….

 

 

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    Senorita Jakita Announces Momma’s Plans

    Now where did Momma and Super Boy go, you may ask?  To a Political Party Convention. No, I am sworn to secrecy, but it is not hard to establish who passed through the city this weekend.  So, I like Parties, (and I understand there was plenty of parties to attend), why not take me?  Apparently, it would cost $75.00 more to bring a doggie overnight.  Why that is outrageous, even more than paid per person but yet, am I not worth that, I wonder?  What is my real value, monetarily and more importantly, spiritually?  Where do I actually fit in this family paradigm?  Just asking, just asking.

    So even though I love Super Kid and he treats me with the respect I deserve, and does a  job on the Indoor Cat (Charlie) , Indoor / Outdoor Cats (Andy and Gen) and Stray Cat (Clem), I felt despondent.

    Note to Super Kid Clem, The Stray Cat (2 years???) May or May not show up looking for food Comes inside to eat but mostly Outside Cat - Usually comes calling for food one/day –sometimes more often. Likes some petting but ears flatten and you may get a thump with a fast paw, if you seem too friendly Still abiding by Clem’s Rules of the Wild!
    NOTE TO SUPER KID
    Clem: The Stray Cat (2 years???)
    May or May not show up looking for food  – Comes inside to eat but mostly
    Outside Cat – Usually comes calling for food once a day –sometimes more often.
    Likes some petting but ears flatten and you may get a thump with a fast paw, if you seem too friendly.
    Still abiding by Clem’s Rules of the Wild!

    That is why I gave Momma the cold shoulder treatment when she got home.  Wonder Boy, he is gone every weekend and like a stray cat, always comes back, ‘dragging his tale behind him ‘ so to speak.

    So that was okay, I understood those parameters, but not Momma.  Is she just going to take off one day and not return? We simply must establish the rules, going forward.

    I was just coming out of my huff and then I heard the rumor – Wonder Boy and Momma are off again, across the border, this time. Do they not realize that guns are part of the First Amendment, in that lawless land.  They do, but still, Wonder Boy and Momma are heading south to the wedding of a nephew, a  first cousin and a JAG Advocate – impressive, I am sure he is a most worthy, lovable being but I will be alone and miserable, with Super Kid, who will fuss over me to eat, please eat and I will look at him with sad eyes that say:  ‘Oh, thou has been the cause of this anguish, my Mother.’ (T.Bayley)

    Here I will lay and stew and worry until Wonder Boy and Momma are back in the land of gun controls and free health care! Is it fair to have to suffer for others' questionable choices?
    Here I will lay and stew and worry until Wonder Boy and Momma  are back in the land of gun controls and free health care!
    Is it fair to have to suffer for others’ questionable choices?

    And since this is the path my Momma has chosen, (shame on you, Momma) there will be no more posts by the cats or me  until she returns because, well, we don’t do Word. We are the story, she is the vessel that records, checks, double checks, again and again,takes pictures, posts pictures, then posts the final product.

    Make sure you all come back in a week or so.  We will have plenty to tell.  After all, our job is to get you looking at the bigger picture, if you have the eyes to see. We take it seriously, not gadding about like Momma, not a care in the world, it seems to me……..

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      Senorita Jakita Feels Betrayed

      Soooooooooooooo, what the heck is this?  Like Friday afternoon, Wonder Boy and Momma each picked up over night bags, and said they would see me tomorrow.  Last I saw of them was the car heading down Centre Street.

      Do you see the gleam in my eyes and the wildly divergent shades of black tipped silver, gold, beige, and browns with a white shirt. Look at those creamy paws and that feathery tail -Do I look 'mavellous dawling'?
      NOTE TO SUPER BOY:  What does Jakita need? Food and water and you know… attention. walk a day through the park or the graveyard and the back yard: (make sure the gate is closed). When @ school, she can hold it.

      Do you ever notice how time swells when you are alone? It metastases, as it stealthily sends fingers of fear to penetrate your heart and soul.  I felt betrayed by my Momma.  Last I heard we have a 24/7 CODE RED Contract.  We are to be within shouting distance of each other, at all times– at least that is what I signed up for.

      The evening came, the street lamps came on and I felt so alone, with three cats ( I do not consider Clem – he is beyond my control) to get through this unchartered territory.

      NOTE TO SUPER BOY: Andy: The Self Appointed Boss Friendly, Non aggressive but sometimes swats to keep other pets in line, usually inside most of the day – outside @ night Gen: The Diva Calico - Sister to Andy - Most Likely: To Clone because of looks, temperament and playability at 11 years old. Loves Wonder Boy's bed at night , my bed in the day but usually goes Out with Andy @ night
      NOTE TO SUPER BOY:
      Andy:   The Self Appointed Boss – Friendly, Non aggressive but sometimes swats to keep other  pets in line, usually inside most of the day – outside @ night.
      Gen:     The Diva Calico – Sister to Andy – Most Likely: To Clone because of looks, temperament and  playability at 11 years old. Loves Wonder Boy’s bed at night , my bed in the day but   usually goes out with Andy @ night.

       

      Not like Andy Cat or Gen Cat cared.     They sat there licking their paws, leisurely walking over to their food dishes, taking a mouth or two, sauntering back to their favorite perches and looked at me like, ‘What?’  They did not seem to understand the gravity of the situation.  Was this the last food we would ever get?  Would we be alone forever?

      However, Charlie Cat was in a complete panic.  Maybe she read my face, maybe she understood the significance of over night bags.  She had lived on the Moraine, remember.  She never wanted to have to ever leave this house in order to find food to exist.  That being established, she parked her sturdy body in front of the cat food dishes and growled and hissed when Andy or Gen wandered over.  They ignored her, took a bite just to show her, they were not backing down.  Oh, oh, are we going to have another situation like in the book Animal Farm.  I do not need anything else to worry about!

      NOTE TO SUPER BOY: Charlie: 12 years, Calico with Matted Humps – INSIDE ONLY CAT - The loner – does not go outside EVER. Fearful which results in Hissing CIA Training - blends in to environment so may be impossible to find - Likely to disappear but listen for: Loud purrwith you
      NOTE TO SUPER BOY:
      Charlie:  12 years, Calico with Matted Humps – INSIDE ONLY CAT – The loner – does not go  outside EVER. Fearful which results in hissing. CIA / Commando Training – blends in environment so may be impossible to find – Likely to disappear but listen for: Loud purr which may alert friend or foe.

      So as I sat and stewed. Somehow, I missed the jingle of keys in the door.  Whoa, I know him, that is Super Kid. For the first time in my life, I couldn’t even bark or wag my tail to welcome Super Kid in to our Sanctuary.  Gen and Andy got up, went over for a pat and scratch.  Suddenly I got my sailor legs up and running.  I pushed Gen and Andy out-of-the-way. They retreated good-naturedly, as I enjoyed my first worry free minute in hours. Yeah, we would get food, water, nurturing, and maybe even a walk. Out of the corner of my eye I saw paranoid  Charlie Cat as she raced, down the stairs, to find a place to hide and wait out the take over of her territory by friendly fire. I did not blame her.  I may have done the same if I would actually ‘do’ staircases.  I know, I know, I could fill up an appointment book of a doggie shrink very succinctly. But there is more, there is always more…so till to-morrow to-morrow….

       

       

      Senorita Jakita Reveals Momma

      So really,  tell me, you ask,  what kind of trouble does Momma give you? First off, she can not sit in one place more than five minutes. Then she’s off, letting the cats in or out, getting a drink of water, running to the computer, busy at house work, shoveling snow in the winter, weeding in the summer and  rearranging the basement or the garage. Momma, please, just sit down in one place, I beg.  I need my rest.  I am a dog with a medical history, don’t you know. Sometimes I just feel dizzy, following around behind you.

      Can't you see, Momma? Don't go dragging that ladder in. I got my pillow, the Remote and my BFF beside me, grooming herself. I do not want to be worrying over you climbing up to change a light bulb. You are never going to break the glass ceiling, leave that for the like of Hilary (Clinton).
      Can’t you see, Momma? Don’t go dragging that ladder in. I got my pillow, the Remote and my BFF beside me, grooming herself. I do not want to be worrying over you climbing up to change a light bulb. You are never going to break the glass ceiling, leave that for the likes of Hilary (Clinton).

      When I have a really bad day, I just pray, ‘Momma, just  slow down’….which brings the next question. Do puppy prayers get heard in heaven? I pray, I do – maybe because Momma is the ‘praying type’ – but maybe because I truly want to bring happiness, protection and justice to Two and Four Footed creatures.  I am not proud, I will take what ever help I can get, to achieve that end. Also, I like the whole idea of the Golden Rule, the older and wiser I get – the doing on to others as you would have them do onto you.

      If anyone needs to pay his or her penance for impatience, attitude and occasionally not listening, maybe it is (was, we hope), me and don’t say I said it, but Momma too.  You can be sure I want to run free with Teddy and Zanny in Pet Heaven (Teddy  will have to keep any eye on Zanny until I get there so she does not run off). I just imagine catapulting into  the arms of RIP Daddy, where I understand that the finest architects design amazing structures that are  inlaid with shimmering gemstones, creating a sea of rainbows.  The grass, like a thick carpet,  is always Kelly green, bold pillars are sculpted from pure quartz and  crystal. It is rumored that the Pearly Gates are made of the finest  gold and silver, its’ metallic brilliance off set  with different creamy colours and  sizes  of pearls, some of which, it is said (I kid you not) are the size of beach balls.

      Momma's creamy pink, grey, white pearls withturquoise. No wonder Momma loves gems. I got to get me a pearl studded choker.
      Momma’s creamy pink, grey, white pearls with turquoise. No wonder Momma loves gems. I got to get me a pearl studded choker.

      Who wouldn’t want to make an investment now, for a future like that?

      But I am getting off track – what else does Momma do that ‘takes the joy out of your living’, you ask.  Well, she gets that rickety ladder out of the shed room, (Okay , I know what the heck is a Shed Room?) brings it to the kitchen, opens it up, climbs right to the top rung, as it wobbles precariously back and forth.  She stretches more, more, until her fingertips are just barely touching the light bulb she has to replace.  I am at the bottom, just whimpering,

      She looks like trouble to me!
      She looks like trouble to me!

      ‘Get down from there, Momma, you are going to fall, this is way too dangerous, you are going to fall and break your neck or back or something equally as importance to my well-being.  What can a little doggie do, when you are lying, in a heap at the bottom of the ladder? I can’t call        9-1-1.  Why can’t you do this when Wonder Boy is home?’  ‘Oh, okay.’ I say in a huff, ‘If you insist on climbing up there, I am leaving the kitchen.  That way, at least, if you fall, it won’t be on my sorry bones.’  Ya think she listens to me – no, Momma is one of those ‘learn the hard way’ types and a very lucky one at that, so far.

      And there is more and I vow to tell it all.

       

      Pretty Little Miss Kat Mandu Earns her Pink Fluffy Cloud

      Imagine, 3 calicos in Momma's household. I was the No.1 Sister, with a lot of black fur hiding the tan and oranges, all topped off with white paws chest. Oh, I was a Pretty Kitty.
      Imagine, 3 calicoes in Momma’s household. Oh, I was a Pretty Kitty.

      So to continue my story,  everyone wants to unravel mysteries.   They have to know the how, where, when, why I am on that fluffy pink cloud drifting around in Pet Heaven. I can only report on what I know, any other details must come through Higher Authority that I am NOT privy to.

      All I remember the day before the pain struck, it was business as usual.  I ate, I went out into the dark of the night, came in and Charlie and I slept in the basement on the big couch, with the Disney World blanket, the one that Momma is continually brushing down because of the gobs of fur that Charlie expels, like the breath of all living creatures.  Sometime, somewhere this excruciating pain began, nothing like this 12-year-old cat ever felt before.

      Now some would say, that is young for a cat to get sick to die, but not for a feral.  All of Momma’s rescue felines died at 10 years or younger. She bragged about how long I had lived. But apparently this was where the rubber hit the road.  I suddenly felt dizzy, rolled off the couch in the basement, crawled along in the direction of the stair case, hoping to be able to make it up to Momma. Too weak to carry on, I flopped over in front of some boxes.  The next day, poor Charlie tried to alert Momma by limping up and down the stairs the staircase, even stepping into the kitchen, looking at Momma with worried eyes but Momma’s radar was down, her GPS tracker was out of commission.

      I never miss a sunset.
      I never miss a sunset.

      As the sun fell and darkness descended and I did not come upstairs to ask for food, or to go out into the night, Momma started to wonder.  She flipped on the basement light, went downstairs and there I was in plain sight, my head facing a box.  As soon as I heard her, I started meowing plaintively. ‘Help Momma,  help, put me out of this misery.’  Momma understood that cry.  One time in the Emergency Room, she asked a nurse to hit her over the head with a two by four because the pain was so excruciating but the staff wouldn’t. Apparently it is not listed as a chargeable service in our Government run Health Care System .

      Momma ran upstairs, calling for Wonder Boy who came down to the basement and confirmed her prognosis – whatever I had, it was not good and somehow, somewhere I needed the intervention of the Two Footed good critters.

      The carrying case was brought forth, Wonder Boy gently put me in on the sheep skin padding, latched the door shut (hey, at this point, I wasn’t going anywhere on my own four paws) as Momma found the number and location of an After Hours Vet Clinic – you know, where clients are at their mercy and pay sometimes double for their services.

      As soon as we arrived, Wonder Boy told the Receptionist, ‘We have got a dying cat here.’  Nevertheless, I was taken in to a room for a ‘vet consultation.’ Within a few minutes Wonder Boy and Momma were invited in to receive my prognosis – not good. My heart  and liver were shutting down. Should they do some tests even knowing that long-term, this was not going to be a comeback miracle.  Immediately Wonder Boy said, ‘No intervention, give her the dignity she lived with, just stop the pain.’

      I was carried in to another room, an awesome little knit sleeve put on my tiny paw where the injection would be made.  Momma and Wonder Boy stroked me and told me I was a good little brave Mandu Cat and where I was headed for there was no more pain.  The next thing I knew a fluffy pink cloud floated towards me (see, there are blue ones for the boys) and I leaped on it.  The panoramic view I have is ‘ to die for‘ but you have to wait till you get here to know the whole story.

      So, when I exitted earth, headed to Pet Heaven, I had to leap over a blue cloud to my pink fluffy landing pad, where I can survey 'our Kingdom come' 24/7. I am watching you as I count the days, the hours and the minutes for the rest of my family to catch up with me.

      So, when I left earth, headed to Pet Heaven, I had to leap over a blue cloud to my pink fluffy landing pad, where I can survey ‘our Kingdom come’ 24/7. I am watching you, as I count the days, the hours and the minutes for the rest of my family to catch up with me.

      PS:  As my spirit passed, I was greatly amused when I heard the vet go over the charges for services rendered and Wonder Boy hit the nail on the head.  The vet said, ‘$125 for consultation, $85 Cremation, $300 to euthanize.’  Quick as a whip Wonder Boy asked, ‘What consultation? We came in, I said, we have a dying cat here, no one had to consult to tell us that.’ The Vet had to admit Wonder Boy had a point so the Consultation ended up costing $75. instead of $125. plus HST taxes of course so that the federal and provincial government could benefit from my misfortune.

      Front Garden where angels perched on rivers of silver, dispensed amongst the plethora of greens, with the best seat in the house to see the butterflies and humming birds touch down. Is that me, hiding in the shadows at the back, you think? No, not there, over there.
      Front Garden where garden fairies perched on rivers of silver. Is that me, hiding in the shadows at the back, you think? No, not there, over there.

      PPS:  Although there is some mystery surrounding the circumstances I still have not met up with Mao Cat up here in Pet Heaven.  You suppose she is in that Catholic Kitty Purgatory all those Protestants Cats don’t believe exist.  I am keeping my eye out for her.