They Lived…They Laughed

Listening to your stories....
Listening to your stories….

Listen, listen to the trees!  How they natter solemnly and sometimes giggle as they pass down the stories of the agesif only you have ears. Long branches, stretching to the heavenly skies, with abundant lush green leaves whispering and swaying to music only they can hear, all supported by solid tree trunks, rooted into the intricate, deep earth, supplying, providing, sustaining life.

Oh… we got the goods on the Two Footed buried beneath us….like Russian Hackers, we know it all and one day we’ll share…the who, what, when and where.but we are still not sure about the why!

And that ‘Whoever has the gold, makes the rules’ …forget-about-it…not in the cemetery! Here all men and women are equal...under the ground….

Weathered by time...
Weathered by time…

Right here  a former Mayor and his family claim a prize plot, shaded by a big old tree with a stone erected so tall and wide, mere mortals stop to stare But the marble has crumbled, along with their earthly dreams and even if you squint, you can no longer read their names or dates of their birth or demise….. just that he had been a Mayor at some point in time.  Good news is the stone is so deteriorated that it probably wasn’t paid out of the Public Purse.

Over yonder you see a gravestone proudly announcing the bodies therein were born over the pond….like being born in Canada made you less, more or less….but we were good enough to put food in your belly, a roof over your head, educate your  childrenbut hey, we’re not bitter….just a bit hurt.

Next plot houses what is rumored to be a Godfather figure whose Holy Roman Catholic religion did not want him defiling their sin-free resting place….not like the Mob were ever fussy about the graves they buried their dead in….this will do nicely, ever if you have to spend eternity with ‘mangia cakes’ other wise know as ‘cakers’.

Gravestones EliteNow that towering headstone is home to a  family that goes back, and back and back….if you can believe them, their ancestors descended from King Henry V111 who had so many wives, anything is possible.  In any case they are rich as Midas and want to be given the respect they believe they are due…. Our’s is not to question why…..ours’s is just to do or die.

Still simple folk have to be buried too….and there is row on row of them, with their sad stories, if you look closely enough…..predeceased by children,  deaths occurring in short time spans…. every gravestone tells a story and we mourn them all.

We aceept anyone...really...anyone...
We accept anyone..really..anyone..

But we never tell…well, except each other, the tears we see shed, the family fights at the graveside….even happy reunions sometimes…we just draw up our chair, make ourselves comfortable and listen…trying to somehow lessen the pain, diffuse the tension, help the mourners move past the moment, with the white noise rustling leaves whispering condolences…because:

They lived…They laughed…Saw sunsets glow…Loved and were loved….                      (Paraphrase John McCrae)

 

But we are on it…We take  the rich, the poor, the huddled masses, all yearning to be free…at last! Your moneys worth nothing when your last breath’s spent….

 

Tell Me Why

And they can see no reason….‘Cause there are no reasonsWhat reason do you need to be sure????

Jakita Ready

Oh, oh, oh tell me why….I don’t like ThunderTell me why…I don’t like ThunderTell me why
I don’t like Thunder….
I just whimper…Please leave me alone…

(Paraphrase Bob Geldof)

Good Luck With That

There are rules Momma....got it???
There are rules Momma….got it???

You know I am all about the Rules…even the ones I have to make up on the spur of the moment when called for….but some of them are just common sense.  What part of that does Momma not understand?

Take for instance (and this should be a given) when I have kept Wonder Boy company all night long…I believe…I firmly believe I should not be disturbed by Momma, even if it is for something like my favourite thing in the world, going for a walk. If Wonder Boy is sleeping in because he was up late, well, so was I, right by his side, all night long, all night…all night long.

I really don’t care Momma if you want to go  for my walk in the cool of the morning air, before it reaches 100 degrees Fahrenheit in the shadedress down a little…I mean, I am not one of those furless cats, yet do you hear me complaining?

Me and my Momma. She always wins...
Me and my Momma. She always wins…

So Momma stealthily enters Wonder Boy’s room, gives me ‘the look’…. I ignore her.   By the powers invested in her by the Sweet Baby Jesus, she telepathically forces me to open my eyes. She holds her finger to her lips, motioning  ‘ssssshhhhh’ with one hand, while the other hand indicates ‘Come on, walk time.’  Sure Momma. Later Momma.  I close my eyes.

But Momma is like those driven, doggedly persistent feral cats.Maybe that’s why she is so attached to them… Giving up or giving in is not in her dictionary. She bends over, scratches my head, my ears and my belly and, well, I can resist cat food, doggy treats, food left on the coffee table in the living room but belly scratches, like an addict on crack cocaine, I can’t say no to a belly rub….I am yours 4ever…..  I hop over Wonder Boy, splat on the floor and we are off….and darn, does this mean Momma won again?

If only Momma saw herself through my mirror...
If only Momma saw herself through my mirror…

Once up and at it, I feel fine.  I hold no grudge.  However, I have to say, it appears my work is not done yet on training Momma. Kind of like that song she sings, only Paraphrased to suit  the Guilty as Charged:

Momma’s under construction – Maybe her paint is still wet….. 
Momma’s under construction – The Almighty’s not finished with her yet….(Bill Gaither and Larry Paxton)….But He’s trying….He’s Trying!…and              Good Luck With That!

 

You Don’t Tug On Superman’s Cape

Glittering, twirling balls of light. Dancefloor_Balls_ From Morguefile.com 1504 (2).JPGBy Alvimann
From Morguefile.com
1504 (2).JPGBy Alvimann

So Momma comes home and tells Wonder Boy she pulled a Justin Bieber.  Oh, no, no, no, the Paparazzi do not stalk Momma…but if she is in a car and anyone purposely gets in her way, well, she won’t run over you (maybe) but she will deafen you with her horn.

 

You see an Opportunist of Questionable Intent thought it was a great idea at 6:30am to wade in to the traffic and solicit tips, no services required… I know, I know, it happens in The Big Smoke all the time but not here…really, even if it is the 9th most populated city in the country…everyone knows someone who knows you…and you wouldn’t want your Mom to know you were panhandling down at the Four CornersShame, Shame….no Ho Ho Santa Claus coming to you this Christmas.

The egg we came from...... From: Morguefile By: trisofficial
The egg we came from……
From: Morguefile By: trisofficial

Still the Two Footed are a polite bunch which the Opportunist of Questionable Intent  full well knew. It seemed the drivers of our city in front, behind Momma were like  sheep being led to the slaughter.  They dutifully dug in their pockets, even going for more, when the Entrepreneur of Questionable Intent  told them what they had given wouldn’t even buy him a cup of coffee at Timmy’s.

Oh, but not Momma…Sometimes she wonders if she and her sisters should have to wear a sign that reads ‘Daughter of A Dragon’  to warn the innocent and ward off  the disreputable because those girlsthey burn pavement…ferociously…everywhere they go…when crossed, that is.

The swwt sisters look so...normal but Momma especially (back row left)...has that cut to the bone stare...
The smiling sisters look so…normal but Momma especially (back row left)…has that cut to the bone stare…

So as the Opportunist of Questionable Intent argued for the drivers to dig deeper (hands in your pockets 🙂, Momma laid on her horn… made not so subtle sign language ….the Opportunist, looked over, vexed….this was not going as planned and momentarily considered approaching the next car in the line.  However, a second glance at Momma’s thundering face and he saw, heard, recognized A Daughter of A Dragon and disappeared in to the Light of another Morn. Better he lived to see another day. Because…

 

 

Don't tug on Superman's cape...Little dude! From: Morguefile By: Edens
Don’t tug on Superman’s cape…Little dude!
From: Morguefile By: Edens

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape…You don’t spit into the wind…You don’t pull the mask off that old Lone  Ranger…And you don’t Mess Around with THEM…

Paraphrase Jim Croce