Waltzing Matilda

Like her hat?? By: Hotblack Fr: Morguerfile

Matilda…aka: Mattie…aka: Waltzing Matilda….the first born child…after a long, protracted labor…delivered by the local Stork Lady…there were no doctors in that back woods in those days.

Mrs. Mama looked at her new born and asked the Stork Lady…isn’t her face rather odd shaped, her head kinda pointy…..ah, yours’ would be too, if you were struggling in a birth canal for hours, struggling to breathe,  the old Stork Lady sagely proclaimed.

Mattie ate…Mattie thrived… but in tiny increments…a pleasant wee bairnie… Not a wailer…but a little vacant and slow in comparison to other babies.

A year passed and the Stork Lady was back with her big black bag to deliver a 2nd Bundle of joy, a sister for Mattie who soon met and surpassed all the goal posts Mattie sought to achieve…. no doubt. Mrs. Mama kept the Stork Lady busy, as in rapid succession she was called back to deliver Baby 3 and Baby 4, both strong, healthy sons…and a few years later…a Surprise, Baby 5, a Sister for Mattie, rounded off the family.

Mattie Baby…an etheral beauty. By: lauramusikanskiBy: Morguefile

Mattie watched her siblings closely, finally mastering walking when she was almost 3 years old…and at last started stringing  a few recognizable words together, instead of senseless  babble, in her 5th year.

When it was time to go to school, a worried Mrs. Mama, decided to keep her back a year and have her start with her Baby 2 Sister… but school wasn’t Mattie’s cup of tea… the teachers explained. There must be  better life for Mattie.

The Wise Mrs. Mama asked Mattie, since she was the eldest, could she stay at home and help Mama with the pickling, the clearing of the dishes off the table, the pot scrubbing, the hanging the laundry on the line outside

Mattie’s Bunny Family
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Mattie was thrilled…what could be more rewarding than pleasing your Mama.

So Mattie went through the stages in life as a valued helper, dedicating her spare time to chasing butterflies, seeking out bunny families  and whispering to the flowers in the back yard…sometimes dancing with invisible partners to music only they could hear, smiling and clapping and oh, so happy.

Don’t feel sorry for Mattie…Remember instead, her beloved Sister, Baby 2, died in childbirth, Baby 3, her brother’s life was surrendered to the Great WarBrother, Baby 4,  returned from the war, a young man man, troubled by what he had seen and done. He drifted off, some say out West, others swear down South, never to be heard from again, but he’ll be back… so the Old Folks said. Mattie’s dear parents were taken to their Eternal Rest but she had a happy home with her Sister, Baby 5

Waltzing Matilda
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Sometimes, I understand, when the chores were done,  you could see them, Mattie and Sister, Baby 5,  arms entwined, twirl and waltz around the garden singing:

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda…You’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me…And they sang as they danced in the garden green….”You’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me.”        (ParaphraseAndré Rieu)

Flying High

Rules of Engagement Fr: Morguefile

When ever you walked into the room… I suddenly came alive… I wanted to scream…That you were my dream…But I kept it all inside….

 

 

They saw me play my roll… The captain in command… It was so confusing… The war we were losing…While we catered to Social demands…

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JPG: By mparkes

If we could have taken off into the night… Only you, me and the moon… We’d always be together…Bring on forever… Star crossed souls perfectly in tune….

 

Yet we had to put on our act… We pretended to only be friends… We knew for certain… Love would end up hurting… Flying  high on all its demands…

I’m Waiting for You

Ready to rumble...May the best check mate win.
Ready to rumble…May the best check mate win. From: Lauramusicanski

I’m waiting for you… To make the first move… I’m biding my time… Just waiting it through…

I’m playing the game… That we play so well… I’ve played it before… So have you, I can tell.

You’re gorgeous as ever… Not effected by me… Stars in the night-light… We being free…

And when we kiss, Baby...FIRE...
And when we kiss, Baby…FIRE… From: Morguefile.  By: Jason Gillman

We relate to each other… As narcissists do… Must score every win… To our own self be true…

So hang on to your hat…You’re in for a ride… Neither like losing… Taking bets on both sides….

I Never Really Change

No ♥ kid!
What you see is what you get….

I never really change… I just keep pressing on… Flirting with you today… Till someone better comes along… I really mean no harm… I’m not a break Kid… But I can’t seem to settle down… So I shop around instead….

 

 

Sailboat on the run... From: Morgurefile By: Kconners
Sailboat on the run… From: Morguefile
By: Kconners

I’m not a tree to root… I’m a sailboat on the run…With a change of the wind I’m off again… Till every race I’ve won… So you won’t tie me to tomorrow… I may or may not be here… It’s a pleasure to have known you…You’re forewarned – so beware…

 

 

Going up is worth the descending...From: Morguefile By: MaryRN
What goes up… Must come down…From: Morguefile By: MaryRN

For every ounce of me lives…My energy’s never ending… Get too close and  you will be sucked in… But the flight’s well worth the descending….

Skating Moms

Rough start to the day...By: ranbud From: Morguefile
Rough start to the day…By: ranbud From: Morguefile

Better after morning coffee...By: earl53 From: Morguefile
Better after the morning coffee…By: earl53 From: Morguefile

Skating Moms…Look like a Wicked Witch and a Beauty Queen … on the same day…

Skating Moms…Can sew on a button and register a tape…While carrying on an informative  chat with the Coach…At the same time…

Skating Moms… Have an extra bauble for the ponytails… Spare gloves without holes… Skate Polish and Covers… At all times…

Skating Moms… Hug the Winners… Console the losers… Question the Judges decisions… Like, every time…

Win or lose...the show must go on....
Win or lose…the Show must go on….

Skating Moms…Pack their SUV’s  with skate bags, scribes and kids… Heading off to the next competition… Going everywhere and nowhere… All the time…..

When I Met You Response

The Pink and Blue of ♥.
The Pink and Blue of ♥.

When I met you…. You were scheming…. You didn’t care…What I’d be dreaming…. Now I’ll be gone…. Life’s just too short…. To live by rules…. I just can’t sort….. The good guys…. From the bad no more…. I tried so hard…. It’s such a chore…. To stick around…. A chick like you…. Who knows it all…. Swears by it too….

 

Hang On Humpty Dumpty
Hang On Humpty Dumpty

We know the races…. Started today…. Have finish lines…. Along the way…. We complete the flight… We conquer all… We lose the prize…. Humpty Dumpty falls…

 

When I met you…. What did I know????  Love’s an illusion…. Take it and go….

When I Met You

When I met you… I was laughing… Life was just… A silly joke…Now you’re leaving…. I’m still laughing…Check out the rules…. Of the book I wrote….

I was laughing...
I was laughing… From Morguefile  By: Gracey

It hardly means…. That I don’t love you…But then I’ll not…. Ask you to stay….I don’t do…. Tears and tantrums… So Farewell now…. Be on your way….

Maybe one day…You’ll remember…What I had… I gave for free…Leave me laughing… No time for crying…. I liked the You…. Shared just with Me….

Take your half and leave already
Take your half and leave already…From: Morguefile  By: Prawny

When I met you…. What did I know????  Love’s an illusion…. Take it and go….

Yes, Momma Loves Us

Well, I can look woolly like a lamb....????
Well, I can look woolly like a lamb….

Momma loves us…..                                  This we know….                                        For her actions….                                    Tell us so…. 

Charlie, a calico??? lamb.
Charlie, a calico??? lamb.

Two calico lambs in 1 family????
Gen, the 2nd calico lamb..in 1 family????

We are Momma’s little lambs ….   Safe & content in her hands. 

Andy, the B&W Sheep of the family...but mostly black!
Andy, the B&W Sheep of the family…but mostly black!

 

 

 

Liberate Me, Set Me Free

Happily Never After From: Morguefile By: earl53
Happily Never After From: Morguefile By: earl53

Her: Liberate me, set me free…..I just hate it, when you patronize me….             

Him: Lend me a hand, I’ll set you free….You liked me Macho when you first met me…

 

 

Shadows From: Morguefile By: Alvimann
Shadows lurking From: Morguefile     By: Alvimann

Her: Analyse me, I want you to see…Shadows lurking, so don’t blame me……

Him: I look in your eyes, what do I see….I can’t take it, when you hypnotize me….

 

 

Winner takes all. From: Morguefile By: chelle
Winner takes all. From: Morguefile By: chelle

Her: Codify me, don’t make me flee…   You say it’s for my sake, when you criticize me….

Him: You want to play hide & seek with me……But now you’re it,  from me you flee…

Her: Please understand me, hear my plea … If you want me to stay, don’t antagonize me. 

Him: I just don’t know, don’t got no key….Big words  frighten, a simple man, like me.

Good idea...From: Morguefile By: earl53
Good idea…From: Morguefile By: earl53

Both:                                                                                                  Words are the weapons, as two worlds clash…Make us understand, God help us last….

 

It Only Takes

Smile and the world smiles with you....
Smile and the world smiles with you….

Frown and you bring me down....
Frown and you bring me down….

It only takes a smile from you…        To make me feel complete….                  It only takes a frown from you…      To make me feel defeat…

So I won’t tell if you won’t tell…      The secret’s ours to keep….                    Just need me…like I need you… Dream of me…..when you sleep…….

Dance, dance wherever you may be....
Dance, dance wherever you may be….

Cheers!
League of Nations Cheer! Included born in Italy, Greece, England, Canada, Holland, India and pic to the right also, Vietnam.