Super Star, That’s What You Are

So…that’s the thing about Momma….she has so many pokers in the fire, it fair makes your head spin…take yesterday or today or even tomorrow for that fact….she told me I was a Super Star, that’s what you are…like in the sky, Momma?  No, the Hollywood type with expensive tastes, ungodly addictions and various predilections, not to mention heads so big they couldn’t fit through the front door….is that suppose to be a compliment, Momma? Sure doesn’t sound like it…

Momma is the kind of ‘all in’ person, committed to whatever cause suits her frenzy at that particular moment and space in time.  She is very hard-headed, stubborn and that might be her strong points…

Look at me. Teeth brushing bones held firmly in place by my furry little paws. And check out how good I look, now that the bath is done, the fur on my ear flaps perfectly blow dried - God Bless Momma.
Teeth brushing bones held firmly in place by my furry little paws.  One of my Super Star pics.

I mean, not only do I notice it but so does Wonder Boy and he is always right…that’s why I love him more than anything in the world but then again, salami sticks definitely are an almost too close to call second, but Momma, well, you know, she feeds me, she talks to me, she goes the distance but the heart goes where the heart goes and mine goes to Wonder Boy….but it is all good…Momma’s not the jealous type.

Somehow, sometime, somewhere without lifting a furry little paw I managed to get plastered all over this blog, even the pictures where I look smug, sanctimonious, bored and sometimes even happy.  Was that good enough for Momma?  No, it wasn’t.  She had discovered a fantastic web site where you could download and use free photos (which she did / does, ALWAYS giving recognition to the Website and the photographer).  Then, because of her judgemental Virgo qualities she decided to upload some of her and Wonder Boy’s shots that she considered to be as good as some she saw on the site. (NOTE: ONLY SOME.  Momma is no great photographer, not even an amateur in training. Every once and awhile, you just get lucky). Truth be told, I am incredibly cute and cuddly looking.

Gen and Jakita. BFF's.
Gen and Jakita. BFF’s.

When I pair up with my BFF Diva Calico Gen, we make people’s hearts melt, we do… I’m just saying, it’s the truth, really.  Does the truth really set you free? Ask the Trumpster and the Cruzer…though they seem to be clueless on what constitutes stepping over the invisible lines of life, says Momma.

One day, Momma literally stumbled across an app from a world-renowned-you- just-got-to-have-photo-checker.  Simple as ABC.  Hit the camera, upload your photo and in the snap of  whip, any web page using your photo will pop up.  And I won… I’m not bragging…I did. Momma and Wonder Boy had photos of gems, butterflies, sunsets, flowers but most of all, the pictures of me are featured on the World Wide Web.

Don't do this - you'll get pain in your old age.
Don’t do this! Also a favorite!

I represent different vets, a few animal protection agencies, anti allergy sites (Havanese are hypoallergenic for allergy sufferers), translation web sites (Spanish to English), Health Archives for pets and Christian Devotions in many different languages…sweet or what.

When Momma told me, I was a Super Star, I asked, ‘I’m a what? Does it get me more treats?’  But I been giving some thought since then and no harm in preparing my speech for that Academy Award for Canine Contribution Oscar. 

Hey, maybe I need an agent… Who gets to vote?  Is there a bribe that works? I am SO on it.